{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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